Damadamm- Please read this, it’s important.(Funny)

5 friends of mine were admitted to AIMS trauma center last night, two of them are still critical; doctors reported that they were under depression after watching promo of Himesh Reshamiya’s upcoming movie ‘Damadamm’.
Similar news is coming from Hisar, where a 22 year old boy, Hari Singh tried to commit suicide after watching promo of the movie.
When we try contacting Himesh Reshamiya on this issue, he was unavailable, however producers of the film said that they are shocked after the incident.
Producer said, they were only expecting people will break their television sets but were not aware that situation would become so worse.
Producer claimed that, they added lyrics ‘No touching, only seeing’ in the promo just to tell people not to touch and break television sets.
PM Manmohan Singh is unavailable to comment on this issue; however Kapil Sibbal declared this as unconstitutional.
Sonia Gandhi flew to US last night for another surgery and Renuka Chowdhary said ‘Mr Tota (Rahul baba) does not have any written speech yet”
On Monday morning, Social worker, Anna Hazaare declared that he will go on another Anshan if these promos are not stopped immediately.
Reportedly, Government received another email from terrorist group IM, which says, we will not attack people of India till Diwali.
Email says “people of India are already going through tough time since the day promo of Damadamm is aired, we will not attack them. We are terrorists, we are not insane.”

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